In this scene from the DVD Hooter Hotel, a guy who's staying at this classy, respectable inn calls down for room service. He wants some fruit. You know, some bananas and apples, and some champagne to wash it all down. Something to take the edge off his hunger before dinner. Room service arrives. In rolls the cart of fruit and champagne, steered by Karina, and suddenly, you're not so hungry anymore. You're horny. Karina's massive cleavage is overflowing her lingerie, those apples on the cart are looking awfully small compared to Karina's melons, and that banana? Buddy, you want to take your own banana and stick it between those natural flesh pillows. You've never had room service like this before. But, then again, you're a guest at Hooter Hotel!

It's been said that a captain always goes down with his or her ship. But here's a better question that's more apropos to this week's postings: Does Karina always go down? And would you always go down on Karina? "Silly question, boys," Karina said. "I always like to keep my boys satisfied." Now, here, Karina is dressed as a ship's captain (sorta), but there's no ship. Karina is on dry land. Has she been grounded? Has her ship run ashore? Or is she on shore leave? She smiled. "Do you know what sailors do when they are on shore leave?" Karina asked. Uh, they get drunk and fuck? "I do not know about getting drunk," Karina said, her sexy accent wafting breezily through the seaside air. "But if I was a sailor on shore leave, I would definitely fuck!" Listen to the girl, members. She gives good advice. And continue to salute her. At ease!

After a day at the pool, Karina needs to shower off. And we get to watch. It's quite a sight, first through the mirror (an intimate look at Karina if there ever was one), then as she uses her hand-held shower head to rinse off. Rub-a-dub-dub, indeed, and, damn, her tits look huge! (That's because they are huge.) Of course, a girl like Karina needs to keep her tits soft, so out comes the cream. I always must put cream on my breasts, she said. That keeps them soft and nice to touch. Okay, gents, it's boner time. Karina saturates her breasts with skin cream, so much so that the stuff drips off of her beautiful rack, much like our guy-goo would if we had the pleasure of shooting it all over her. Then it's soap time, and ... damn... we can't go on. We've got business to take care of.

Here, Karina is a free-spirited hippie girl, like some fantasy from out of the late 1960s/early 70s. "I love to dress up and feel real glamorous, but I love to dress down and be playful, too," she said. "I think I would have made a good hippie, burning my bras and all of that!" Burning her bras? No, Karina, that just won't do! Your bras are international treasures. And despite the free-spirit Karina is displaying here, her bras are not exactly unfettered in the opening shots. Yep, the bra she's wearing is a beauty, and if Karina had been around in the age of free love, we're betting nobody would've been burning their bras! By the way, according to the dictionary, a hippie is a person who rejected established institutions and values and sought spontaneity and direct personal relations expressing love. That sounds like Karina to us.